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Old 09-26-2012
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Default Salty Vag Ride

Harry is hosting his first annual Salty Vagina Ride and is too scared to ask who planned on going. It will be the weekend after Valentine's Day and give most of you the chance to butter up your significant other. The ride will be in Kalamazoo, Michigan and start at 9am and will end promptly at 10am. It is a one day, one hour, solo ride so make sure you're allowed to leave the house. It will be a great opportunity to feel like a man and pretend you have your man card once again.

Come one, come all, and air out those stanky beef curtains.

Disclaimer - Only whipped bitches need register. Please be certain to NOT bring your cell phones, SPOT tracking devices or any other forms of communication.
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