I think this is a thread jack, but that's ok. The whole Slednutz domain could use some action. This IS relevant to needing Gerbil's attention. First, some background.
Gerbil loves to eat gas station food. Bagged chips, pink 'Sobe' fairy drinks, jerked meats and that sort of thing. Sometimes, Gerbil finds a real gem and generally speaking, whatever it is stinks to beat hell.
Attention Gerbil, I found you a new culinary delight, and it's courtesy of my neighbor, Old Dutch. (Old Dutch lives across the lake from old Mack and I in a huge ass mansion).
The Ripples, Bacon Cheesburger Sliders flavored chip is without a doubt the most vile thing the FDA has ever deemed fit for human consumption. The smell and taste are an assault on the senses. I think they are flavored with dragon sweat and hate. Even the bag makes horrible noises - like some nerd figured out how to amplify the already annoying crinkling noises a chip bag makes. I can't imagine how this made it out of test marketing, unless the test market was Gerbil.
I sucked it up and tried one, but it gave me instant diarrhea, my teeth hurt and I couldn't see anything blue for 20 minutes. Then, it felt like Floyd Mayweather punched me in the lower intestine. Even the cat couldn't take it. The smell made him hide under the guest bed until I put the chips out in the yard. It's been a few hours and I'm still not sure if the warlock on my couch is real or if I'm having a delayed after effect.
Rubi - I feel sorry for you if Gerbil is eating these in the car. I would probably just drive off a bridge if he cracks open a bag of this poison.
"Power Bottomed Sled Nutz Bitch."
Last edited by Mookie Brown : 03-28-2015 at 07:35 PM.