Originally Posted by Gotmud
\ I enjoyed watching all you mad ballers from the parking lot where I felt most comfortable. \
Get serious Mud you are more of a Baller than anyone, you are better at riding than I will ever be. Also you cook a mean set of man or mud balls
I am not sure which any more. Also the gravy was top notch. There is a little story to go along with that. It goes something like this:
Mookie: We have to leave tomorrow at the ass crack of dawn if not
sooner, I need to do some pointless stupid shit at the big city.
Baller: But we didnt get to sample Muds man gravy and biscuits yet.
Mookie: I dont give a rats ass we have been away from the big city too long already, we need to get back for some pointlessly stupid reason.
Baller: If we wake up a 7:30 that should give us enough time to eat Mud's gravy and still leave by 8.
Mookie: No you stupid son of a bitch we need to leave way sooner than
you can imagine, besides that will never happen you will just waste shitloads of time and I wont get back to my beloved big city soon enough.
Baller: You are a dumbass it does not take that long to cook a biscuit and eat it.
Mookie: I need to get back to the big city I am leaving by 8, and a hard 8 with or without you.
Baller thinking to himself: a hard 8 that seems sort of gay, what a dumbass.
Baller as Mud comes back into the house: Mud how long does it take to made that gravy of yours?
Mud: Not that long.
Baller in an overly harsh tone (sorry mud); When are you waking up?
Mookie: It does not matter I love the big city too much to wait for anything.
Mud: Not sure
Baller refering to Mookie: This dumbass thinks that it is impossible to wake up at 7:30 and still eat your gravy.
Mud: Thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard, but I will just make the Mud gravy and biscuits now.
Baller: Oh that would be cool then I could sample them before bed.
Mookie: It still does not matter there will never be enough time to do anything we should just sleep in my truck so we can get an early start.
Mookie: Oh no I drank my two beers I am very tired (tired being code for too drunk off two beers to function).
Baller, Gerbil, Mud and Wolfie then proceed to drink more beer and in time sample Muds biscuits and gravy which was delicious. Also in the morning
it was also delicious and it didnt get in Mookie's way of racing back to the big city in the least.
So in conclusion I would like to say that Mud is a baller both in riding and in cooking. Thanks Mud.