Gay pirate, or???
So, last Friday I called Baller to talk about cool shit like getting laid off, rebuilding Tillotson carburetors, Sneaker Pimps CD's, and the latest Gold Rush. As is usually the case, there was no answer. Then I got to thinking.... isn't it Halloween? Ha, that poor bastard must be at a party wearing makeup and some gay costume. Last year he was a gay pirate. I wonder what it is this year? Gay cowboy, fireman, or lumberjack? Maybe he's venturing further down the LGBTUC spectrum and going as a sexy nurse or dirty librarian?
If anyone is foolish enough to be a member of Fuckerburg's data-mining operation, I'd dearly like to see some photos of Baller's latest Halloween exploits. The gay pirate pictures were priceless, but I think he could do better.