I'm not sure if people still say this, or if it is even really 'nuking' outside. But it is Nov 10 and a shitload of snow is falling. Maybe I will change 'nuking' to 'I have a snow boner'. I currently have a snow boner, in case you were wondering. Pics to follow.
I brought my camper to my storage place to swap out with the sleds, but no luck getting at the sleds. There was a huge fifth-wheel camper in the way of my trailer.
Originally Posted by Student Driver
Nuking is what you do to a burito in the microwave.
DUMPING is what it's doing outside.
That will be $39.50 consulting fee
Dumping is what I do inside... or in a cornfield if I'm out paving. I guess during the winter "dumping" is an appropriate snow term, along with: Pounding, slammin', nuking, puking, hammer fucking, and possibly piss pounding.
Not sure what all you homers are up to today, but I just finished taking my snow machine (boonditcher pro model) on an ultra agressive early season rip. I figured since it has snowed like a foot or something, I should get my snowblower out rather than just pack the snow into diamond hard driveway cover all winter. While I was at it, I started the sled, and once that cold smoke hit my nose, I was like a Mud to a hill climb.
First, I did some sweet landscape bonks on these evergreens that I have marginal feelings towards. Then I pinched the flipper and ripped into some sweet urban drifting for all the neighbors to see. This one chick's panties literally dropped. After that, I launched some epic airs off Mack's shed shingle pile. Pretty sure my skis were airborn for like 10 feet. I tried to wake Mack up, but he is hung over.
Pics to follow shortly. My phone is running on fumes.